Hey there, fellow travellers! So, we recently went on this trip, not expecting much after reading some questionable reviews online – I mean, bed mites? Yikes! But, fear not, folks, because our experience was nothing short of awesome. Let me spill the tea on our stay!

First things first – cleanliness. Let me tell you, this place was SPOTLESS. No bed mites in sight, thank goodness! The beds were super comfy, and get this – we were upgraded to a Junior Suite even though we’d only booked a double room. Talk about a pleasant surprise! And the view from our room? Absolutely breathtaking. I swear, we probably had the best view in the entire place.

Now, let’s talk food. It was cooked well, no complaints there. Sure, it got a tad repetitive after a while, but hey, you get what you pay for, right? And if you’re a picky eater, fear not – they’ve got plenty of chips, rice, and pasta to keep you satisfied. The self-serve drinks at the restaurant were pretty decent, but the ones from the bar? Meh, they were often flat. Bummer, right?

Okay, let’s address the elephant in the room – the staff. Now, I hate to say it, but they were kind of a mixed bag. Some days you’d get a smile, other days you’d get a glare that could freeze time. We tried speaking the local language to lighten the mood, but it didn’t seem to make much of a difference. Oh well, you win some, you lose some.

Now, onto the entertainment. Bingo? Yeah, you gotta pay for that, and let me tell you, the prize ain’t exactly worth it – a bottle of fizz that’s cheaper at the local shop. Karaoke was a bit of a flop, but when it did happen, it was an absolute blast. And don’t even get me started on the live music – INCREDIBLE. I just wish it lasted longer than an hour, you know?

Oh, and there was this animal guy – he was AMAZING. But get this, folks, it cost ten euros for a picture with him. Ten euros! Talk about highway robbery, am I right?

One thing that did grind our gears a bit was the playlist on repeat. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it was a decent playlist, but after hearing the same songs on loop for days on end, it started to wear thin. Thank goodness for the killer pool and target shooting games during the day – kept us entertained and distracted from the repetitive tunes.

So yeah, overall, our stay was pretty darn great. Sure, there were a few hiccups along the way, but hey, that’s all part of the adventure, right? Until next time, happy travels! 🌴🎶🍹